Category: Humor

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Men vs. Women — VERY INTRESTING…

    1. MULTI-TASKING Women’s brains are designed to concentrate on multiple tasks at a time. They can Watch TV, Talk over phone and cook at the same time. While Men’s brains are designed to concentrate only on one activity at… Read More…

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The DEA Agent and the Rancher

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher.     He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “okay, but don’t go into that… Read More…

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Funny New Year Quotes to get you going!

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.     Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.   ———————————  … Read More…

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Clima-tact is Real! Man made cloud inside a Room

By balancing humidity, temperature and lighting… Dutch artist Berndnaut Smilde created a cloud in the middle of a room.   (Video Proof below)   Clima-tact is real!!!       An ultimate discovery for us geeks. Lol. Now all we need… Read More…

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Grim History of Thanksgiving and a Bunch of Funny Turkeys

 Thanksgiving! The Turkeys are Hiding!   For the love of God, do whatever you can to hide!   Or pretend to be a cow…   Or a flamingo… Or let the chicken take the fall…   If all else fails,… Read More…

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Top 10 Most Common Lies You Use

I’m pretty sure you hear these everyday…       Or “use” these lies   1. I won’t laugh! I promise. But the moment you tell us that embarrassing story, we’d laugh so hard till you cry.   2. Your food will… Read More…

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Top 6 weirdest things I saw in the trash

“Expect the unexpected.”     This is what I learned as I have been gathering trash for more than a month. The ignorance of those who had thrown away these unusual garbage just amazes me. Let’s get down to it.… Read More…

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The Gangnam Ride

Who can resist this song that is setting the world in a blaze with its fiery horse hopping steps?   Yes it’s that fat Korean guy dancing crazy with all the hot sexy ladies. It’s certainly catchy and funny. Now… Read More…

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Top 5 Pinoy uses for sarcasm

One day, Tyler got hit by a car. He was conscious, a bit dizzy, but bled a lot. The driver asked him, “Are you okay?” Tyler replied…”Oh, I’m just fine. Don’t take me to the hospital. It’s not that obvious… Read More…

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What makes a real man?

“I am better than you, loser! I drink. I smoke. I have sex with so many girls and play with their feelings too. I play sports. I look like a million bucks. I’m very popular in class! I’m a king… Read More…

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8 Bad Father’s Day Gifts I Gave to my Dad

Sometimes, fathers are forcefed with bad presents. Simply because, the odds are not in their favor. Hence, a bucketful of bad father’s day gifts is accumulated.   This is our story.     In my case, I belonged to a family of… Read More…

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Dean’s List: How to Cheat during Exams

I’m a cheater. I couldn’t have passed college (and high school, and grade school, and kindergarten) had not I cheated every exam. Yes, you heard me right… EVERY EXAM.     As I like to think I’m a fairly changed man… Read More…

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Absolute Fool-Proof Guide on How to “Call in Sick”

Most people hate their jobs. It’s a natural human phenomenon. Nobody likes being ordered around on a day to day basis (till age 65).     The best solution is to “be the boss” instead (and order other people around for a… Read More…

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Kids Cured Grandpa’s “Old” Disease

A story from my friend and former co-worker, Mark Murrow, who was too lazy to post this himself   Kids’ say (or rather do) the darnedest things. And sometimes when you need it the most, kids will make you laugh your heart… Read More…